The “you’s a mu’ fuckin’ fool for going to the Mall today” face.

Well, except for the 5 o’clock shadow.

Delivered a Thanksgiving Day newspaper to friends of ours in town. I told them no need to pay me, but they insisted. Paid handsomely in canned goods. Thankful for great friends!

My kid is crushing it with her summer break TV watching skills. First, Adam Sandler’s greatest hits…now, Bob Ross.

5 years ago I was threatening to grow my beard out to the wife. She hates it and lucky for her I can’t stand the itchy shit on my face.

Interesting example used for #3 on my kid’s homework assignment. Learning how long Bart ran from the cops.

A typical day in Dad Life. No homework to check = booyah.

I have very little idea what goes on during a cheerleading practice. Tonight I asked my kid what they did at practice. She replied “we stunted”. Immediately I envisioned a Chevy with some butterfly doors and the cheerleaders all stuntin’. Then, a quick google search turns up a pretty awesome shirt.